Recent Game Reviews
Pandemic II
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 18, 2008
Needs revision
Because the United States government would TOTALLY instate marshal due to widespread COUGHING. Seriously, the world will go crazy and shut down transit even if there are NO symptoms. That's one thing to work on.
Also, I found a glitch. A window came up telling me that my disease became immune to vaccines. I thought this was awesome until I found I could not close the window. The little X did not work, forcing me to close the window and end my game.
I mean, everything else was good, but you really need to work on that no symptom thing. (think about it, no matter how infectious, if there are no symptoms, why would anybody notice it's there, let alone close borders and instate marshall law?)
Smash 2
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 5, 2007
Good
Good parts-
- Nice graphics. Very nice.
- Nice twist on brickout, where the force you hit the ball with can affect the outcome.
- Cool music
Bad parts :(
- Not enough sound effects, like the fact that it's silent when the ball hits the paddle, or a black block
- NO SCREEN QUALITY MENU! I cannot stress this enough. This game is very graphics intensive. I experienced alot of slowdown. Alot. I would have liked to have changed the screen quality in order to get a smoother gameplay experience. I don't even want to think about what this game would be like on a slower computer. Please add the option to change quality in future versions/ sequels.
Som despite the lack of a full range of sound effects, and inability to change quality, this was a good game. Nice gameplay, good music, very entertaining.
Scribble 2!
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 25, 2007
Deent game, could use improvement.
--The good parts--
- I like the idea, of dot to dot scribbling.
- The music was actually pretty good, it added some exitement to the game.
- I like that you could view all of your scribbles at the end.
- I also like the arrow pointing to your next target.
--The Bad Parts--
- It got rather repetitive, I would have like a bit more variety.
- I would often draw over a target and the game would not read it. This not only made the scribble look even crappier, but it added alot of time to the score.
- The music, while good, could get repetitive, there only being one track and all.
- Also, at the beginning, if you press play and draw while the screen is fading, whatever you draw will stay there for the rest of the game. It probably doesn't happen alot, but it can and it did.
--Suggestions--
- Perhaps add an option for free draw.
- You could add a level creator. That would be fun.
- Add more music tracks.
- Maybe add an option for a difficulty setting.
So, while it had room for imrovement, the game was well made and I liked it alot. Good job.
Recent Audio Reviews
Zelda TP - Hyrule Field (NES)
Rated 4 / 5 stars July 25, 2007
Wow, nice one!
This is a well done twist on a decent composition. It sounds great, it really does.
I don't know if I want to play TP or the original, ha ha.
I have one question, though. Could the NES use that many sound channels and still have one more for sound effects?
Emo Tetris
Rated 2 / 5 stars August 7, 2006
Not emo at all.
That wasn't emo, that was just boring. You fail.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 3 / 5 stars July 25, 2008
I don't get it.
What?
I couldn't understand the speech at all or read any of the text. It made no sense. What does it mean?
Is there a story or a metaphor I'm missing here? Perhaps a satire on the ultimately tribal instincts of humans?
Or was this expressive? If this is you expressing yourself I sure hope nobody sells you a gun, Cho.
But anyway the animation quality was quite good. It worked well with the audio to create this schizophrenic atmosphere.
Err, yeah.
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 10, 2007
Holy shit, that was cool.
Wow, this was really good. The visuals were sweet, quite well done. The fight scene flowed smoothly, and there were no real problems.
The voice acting was pretty damn good too. You seem pretty good at writing diaglogue here, so maybe next time give it a little more dialogue, you know, some character development.
The story is awesome. I love what you've come up with, and I anxiously await the sequel! Good job!
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 12, 2007
I thought we agreed.
Do not talk about /b/.
But as for the flash. The load and the massive lag in the intro was far too long for those short thirty seconds of longcat. Perhaps change the intro to make it simpler, and slow the acension up longcat to make the flash longer. Also, spice it up a bit, give it more character, the whole thing overall was rather bland.
IMMA CHARGIN MAH MACROMEDIA FLASH MX TO MAKE A BETTER VERSION IN THE NEAR FUTURE!