Score: 6

"I don't get it."

submission: abscess

date: July 25, 2008

What?

I couldn't understand the speech at all or read any of the text. It made no sense. What does it mean?

Is there a story or a metaphor I'm missing here? Perhaps a satire on the ultimately tribal instincts of humans?

Or was this expressive? If this is you expressing yourself I sure hope nobody sells you a gun, Cho.

But anyway the animation quality was quite good. It worked well with the audio to create this schizophrenic atmosphere.

Err, yeah.

Score: 7

"Needs revision"

submission: Pandemic II

date: July 18, 2008

Because the United States government would TOTALLY instate marshal due to widespread COUGHING. Seriously, the world will go crazy and shut down transit even if there are NO symptoms. That's one thing to work on.

Also, I found a glitch. A window came up telling me that my disease became immune to vaccines. I thought this was awesome until I found I could not close the window. The little X did not work, forcing me to close the window and end my game.

I mean, everything else was good, but you really need to work on that no symptom thing. (think about it, no matter how infectious, if there are no symptoms, why would anybody notice it's there, let alone close borders and instate marshall law?)

Score: 8

"Holy shit, that was cool."

submission: Kid Icarus - Rampage

date: October 10, 2007

Wow, this was really good. The visuals were sweet, quite well done. The fight scene flowed smoothly, and there were no real problems.

The voice acting was pretty damn good too. You seem pretty good at writing diaglogue here, so maybe next time give it a little more dialogue, you know, some character development.

The story is awesome. I love what you've come up with, and I anxiously await the sequel! Good job!

Score: 6

"I thought we agreed."

submission: Longcat

date: April 12, 2007

Do not talk about /b/.

But as for the flash. The load and the massive lag in the intro was far too long for those short thirty seconds of longcat. Perhaps change the intro to make it simpler, and slow the acension up longcat to make the flash longer. Also, spice it up a bit, give it more character, the whole thing overall was rather bland.

Score: 8

"Good"

submission: Smash 2

date: April 5, 2007

Good parts-
- Nice graphics. Very nice.
- Nice twist on brickout, where the force you hit the ball with can affect the outcome.
- Cool music

Bad parts :(
- Not enough sound effects, like the fact that it's silent when the ball hits the paddle, or a black block
- NO SCREEN QUALITY MENU! I cannot stress this enough. This game is very graphics intensive. I experienced alot of slowdown. Alot. I would have liked to have changed the screen quality in order to get a smoother gameplay experience. I don't even want to think about what this game would be like on a slower computer. Please add the option to change quality in future versions/ sequels.

Som despite the lack of a full range of sound effects, and inability to change quality, this was a good game. Nice gameplay, good music, very entertaining.

Score: 8

"Deent game, could use improvement."

submission: Scribble 2!

date: January 25, 2007

--The good parts--
- I like the idea, of dot to dot scribbling.
- The music was actually pretty good, it added some exitement to the game.
- I like that you could view all of your scribbles at the end.
- I also like the arrow pointing to your next target.

--The Bad Parts--
- It got rather repetitive, I would have like a bit more variety.
- I would often draw over a target and the game would not read it. This not only made the scribble look even crappier, but it added alot of time to the score.
- The music, while good, could get repetitive, there only being one track and all.
- Also, at the beginning, if you press play and draw while the screen is fading, whatever you draw will stay there for the rest of the game. It probably doesn't happen alot, but it can and it did.

--Suggestions--
- Perhaps add an option for free draw.
- You could add a level creator. That would be fun.
- Add more music tracks.
- Maybe add an option for a difficulty setting.

So, while it had room for imrovement, the game was well made and I liked it alot. Good job.

Score: 3

"No, not great."

submission: Super Mario Hardcore

date: December 2, 2006

Despite so many other reviews spewing praise for this game everywhere, I didn't like it. At all. It was lame and boring.

(1) The screen was too big. I mean camera wise. Mario was too small, and so were the Koopas. I din't feel like I was in the game. Mario Rampage was good because you were right up there with the action, and there wasn't a huge environment to deal with. If the environments had to be so big, you could have at least made them interactive. Like, say, destructible elements.

(2) NOT ENOUGH ENEMIES. There were so few enemies, there were times when I felt like I was just going througha huge map without doing ANYTHING. That was the biggest reason for why it was so boring. Please, for the love of god, add more enemies. MUCH more enemies.

(3) The weopons. If you must give the choice of multiple weopons, make more than just for. Also, make some of them unlockable, to give reason to play for more than three minutes. They also weren't very snazzy, and the sounds were VERY limited.

Also, it was too short. Blech, shortness.

So yeah, I didn't think this game was very good. I hope that helped.

Score: 6

"Two major flaws in this title."

submission: Phoenix Wright zero pt.1

date: November 29, 2006

The premise was good, but there were two MAJOR variables that must be fixed.

1. The spelling and grammar. They are horrible. I saw so many errors there, my eyes bled.

2. The fact that I had to click after every paragraph. I'm sorry, but this was kind of annoying. I'd rather not constantly click go over and over again.

Also, I found it rather boring. That's not something that needs to be fixed, but that was just my opinion. Other than those flaws, this was a good submission. Good premise, good effort, and the pixelated cleavage is always a nice touch.

Score: 8

"Good Game, if it didn't piss me off so much."

submission: Game of Disorientation

date: October 5, 2006

I was having fun, untill the level where it said "I'd move if I were you."

So I'm sitting there playing with one hand, holding a bottle of Frappucino in the other, and then it sais that, and I'm all like "Lol, wut?" and then SHING! It scared the shit outta me and made me jump and send frappucino flying in all directions. That's when I stopped playing. To clean up the fucking mess.

Anyway, great game, I love it. Original (and good) concept that you pulled off quite well.

Score: 5

"The first was better."

submission: New Numa

date: September 8, 2006

The first was good, not only because of a better song, but because of its simple charm. I liked it because it was just this stupid guy in front of a webcam doing stuff. This one, on the other hand, tries too hard to look professional. It was boring, plain and simple. Sorry Gary.

And you've gained weight since the last video.